The Facebook Timeline Philosopher
by Rohit Jayakaran on May 19th, 2013

There was a time in ancient Greece when you might have been surrounded by the intellectuals of the age. You could’ve had a discourse with Socrates, Plato and Aristotle. In today’s day and age however, you’d look like quite a moron walking the streets in search of a health philosophical discussion. 
Today you don’t need to walk around looking for men with white beards wearing modified bed sheets to get your fix of philosophy… Our world has Facebook and all you have to do is check out your Facebook Newsfeed. I thought I should give you a snapshot of what my friends have been saying on Facebook over the last 24 hours…this journey will create the illusion of being in good old Ancient Greece without the danger of a wardrobe malfunction.

Act 1, Scene 1

“Life Goes On…Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown.
Or stay behind locked in the past, thinking of what could've been. (:”

Act 1, Scene 2

“This is your life, do what you love and do it often.”
Couldn’t agree more!!!

Act 1, Scene 3

“Two things define YOU
Your patience when you have nothing and
Your attitude when you have everything...!!!”
Roger that!!!

Act 1, Scene 4

“Why is mum’s advice the hardest to take? Even when you know she is right!”
(Silent nod!!!)

Act 1, Scene 5

“Some people create their own storms and get mad when it rains.”
Ah haan!!!

Act 2, Scene 1

“Treat her like a queen, and she'll treat you like a king. Treat her like a game, and she'll show you how it's played.”

Act 2, Scene 2

“Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it. ♥”
Sniff Sniff!!!

Act 3, Grand Finale

“Finally made the switch from a blackberry to an IPhone:D
Available on whatsApp now!:D”

Loud Applauds!!!

Posted in Internet, Random, Technology, Facebook    Tagged with Rohit Jayakaran, Facebook, Philosophy, Greece, Timeline, Funny


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